Friday, April 11, 2008

Not Mister Rogers' Neighborhood


They got the name of the show wrong. It should have been titled "Lady Fairchilde's Neighborhood". Because, basically, the whole show should have been about her.

Thursday, April 10, 2008

Two of kind

Don't know why, but some how they are alike. Creepy



Wednesday, April 09, 2008

The Child In Fairchilde




Lady Elaine and children are one in the same. Simply watch one episode of the Neighborhood of Make-Believe for proof. Fred Rogers intended her to be an easily identifiable, focal point for children. This may be why those of us who grew up with her have been so affected by her: a strange love/hate relationship developed for many of us.

Some who fear her may merely see her as a hideous red puppet ,and have not reached beyond that point. One must look into her character though. Inside her is a complex mix of the following: swinging moods, hating authority, unwelcoming change, trying to fit in, longing to be loved - some of the very things that make being a child so difficult.

Sunday, April 06, 2008

Mom

Recently discovered files reveal a strange twist to the Lady Elaine legend. A photo of her mother (below).


I understand Lady Elaine's family tree can be confusing. This doesn't help.

Sunday, March 02, 2008

She's back at it

Meg Seeley, Lady's design artist, is currently hybridizing weirdo plants. This is her newest creation; aptly named Coryanthes Lady Elaine Fairchilde.

Sunday, February 10, 2008

That's not enough


85% of humans report thinking of her at least 5 times a year.

Sunday, February 03, 2008

Up Up


There she goes, off to the stars where she belongs.

Friday, January 18, 2008

What Doesn't She Know

Only in a trance does Lady Elaine admit that she knows who is responsible for this crop circle.

Monday, January 14, 2008

Lady Elaine Fair Child

- I am glad he shared her with us -

Sunday, January 06, 2008

Brother Fairchilde

It was at this very moment that Lady Elaine wished her brother lived in a small blue pyramid.

Monday, November 12, 2007

Be a Lady Elaine Purist

Always spell Fairchilde with an "e".

Monday, November 05, 2007

It's Not Funny

A mockery was made of Lady Elaine Fairchilde in this episode of "Are You Being Served?". Feelings have been hurt.

Sunday, October 28, 2007

Not Sure Which's Best

Two very different hair styles have emerged through the years.

THE CHOP & PUFF:


THE MATTED RUG:

Friday, October 26, 2007

Tossed to the Side

I was able to make an in studio visit to Lady Elaine Fairchilde during the early 1980's, and was appalled by their treatment of her. This photo is a good indication of their dreadful handling.

Tuesday, October 02, 2007

Her Birth


Lady Elaine Fairchilde was probably born here, in the deep forest of North Wood.

Wednesday, September 19, 2007

I'm Scared


I've been experiencing the "Old Hag Syndrome" the last few nights. Lady Elaine Fairchilde usually plays the part.

Saturday, September 15, 2007

The Thing


This object appears at night, descending from a hole in the ceiling. Fairchilde must have something to do with it.

Tuesday, September 04, 2007

Beginnings

Perhaps the idea of Lady Elaine Fairchilde came to Fred Rogers whilst on a walk.

Monday, April 09, 2007

Lady Elaine Inspired Song











Once a favorite amongst Fred Rogers' children, Tree Tree Tree was first sang by Lady Elaine. The song fits her so well.

Tree, tree, tree,
Tree, tree, tree,
Tree, tree, tree,
Tree, tree, tree.

We love you,
Yes, we do.
Yes, we do,
We love you.

Tree, tree, tree,
Tree, tree, tree,
Tree, tree, tree,
Tree, tree, tree.