Tomorrow, the Rat

Though Mister Rogers was clearly a vegetarian, it has been rumored that he may have had a passion for eating rodent meat.

The concept of Lady Elaine eating several rat steaks in at least one episode interested him. In the end he was informed that it may scare the children too much, and the idea was dropped after several script edits.

Wart Love

The wart: Some kind of sinful virus that creates disgusting cauliflower like protrusions on the skin. Hideous for sure, but upon closer inspection, perhaps an accurate reflection of the human condition.

The work of art, that is the human body, is disgustingly defaced by the bubbling mass of hate known as the wart. To be human is to live in a constant act of miraculous beauty, as well as being inflicted by the cunning and evil wart.

Now look to Elaine. For she is the model of this human embodiment of beauty and corruption in one. All in hand puppet.

The World Never Did Know

Who would win?

Fairchilde's Boomerang Zomer Toomerang Hoomer . . . er' whatever.





Or, Super Tuesday's Super Funnel.